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tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom


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bveryverygood:

twinzik:

Becoming A Thornberry!

More on our FB page- http://facebook.com/twinzik.twins

THIS IS SMASHING


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rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

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yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

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After puberty:

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…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

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Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

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PLOT

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Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are


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wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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phil-is-my-cat:

cryonetics:

awesomeandallthat:

markfuckface:

raisedyoufromperdition:

phil-is-my-cat:

dead8ug:

mark-fuckface:

I was just watering my plants when suddenly the camera turned on I’m not a model I swear

Sir that is a hamburger.

i think this is the best post ever ok

WHY IS EVERY SINGLE CABINET OPEN 

i’ve gotten a ton of people asking me why the cabinets are open and i have no clue tbh my house is stoned as heck or something like dang

are we just going to ignore the drawn on abs or

…why are there banana’s hanging next to your can opener…?

iT KEEPS GETTING BETTER EACH TIME


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bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift


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nyooms:

being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry

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dobdob:

necroticnymph:

briansandstorm:

That awkward moment when Diablo shows up to your religious protest

This reminds me of an old story I heard from a friend. One year, an anime con was being held the same weekend as a Bible Conference. This dude in an Ifrit costume, stilts and all, gets into the elevator, all hunched over, on his way down to the lobby. Before he could reach the lobby, the elevator stopped on another floor. Two old ladies clutching bibles were about to step on when they see this giant red demon-creature.

And in his deepest voice he says, “Going down?”

They shrieked and ran off to find another elevator.

oh boy I have a story to contribute. On Saturday I was on my way to London Film and Comic Con as Abaddon from SPN. I’d upgraded the prosthetics (a decapitation wound that was actually sewn up with a suturing needle) and covered myself in fake blood before realising I was going to have to travel through London like this. I didn’t want to freak any nice people out so wore a scarf hijab-style to cover it all up.

Cut to me being singled out by an evangelical Christian outside the tube station (I think because of my punk clothes?) who tried to give me a homophobic pamphlet and shouted “you’re going to hell the way you’re living.”

Without skipping a beat I lifted up the scarf and replied “Darling. Been there, done that. They made me Queen”

He jumped back in horror, I strolled on. The only thing that could have made it better would have been an M.I.A. soundtrack.


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leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

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themysteryofthedruids:

thank you atlus usa


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geotan:

grawly:

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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wwhere is grambnda going???? help her

goodbye grandma

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aduhm:

gloriousharhar:

augustus u bitch

isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…


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grawly:

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hate:

stop:

hate

whoa what did i do

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the-goddamazon:

jossisgod:

More reasons to love cats.

What are cats even.