Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
I was just watering my plants when suddenly the camera turned on I’m not a model I swear
Sir that is a hamburger.
i think this is the best post ever ok
WHY IS EVERY SINGLE CABINET OPEN
i’ve gotten a ton of people asking me why the cabinets are open and i have no clue tbh my house is stoned as heck or something like dang
are we just going to ignore the drawn on abs or
…why are there banana’s hanging next to your can opener…?
iT KEEPS GETTING BETTER EACH TIME
That awkward moment when Diablo shows up to your religious protest
This reminds me of an old story I heard from a friend. One year, an anime con was being held the same weekend as a Bible Conference. This dude in an Ifrit costume, stilts and all, gets into the elevator, all hunched over, on his way down to the lobby. Before he could reach the lobby, the elevator stopped on another floor. Two old ladies clutching bibles were about to step on when they see this giant red demon-creature.
And in his deepest voice he says, “Going down?”
They shrieked and ran off to find another elevator.
oh boy I have a story to contribute. On Saturday I was on my way to London Film and Comic Con as Abaddon from SPN. I’d upgraded the prosthetics (a decapitation wound that was actually sewn up with a suturing needle) and covered myself in fake blood before realising I was going to have to travel through London like this. I didn’t want to freak any nice people out so wore a scarf hijab-style to cover it all up.
Cut to me being singled out by an evangelical Christian outside the tube station (I think because of my punk clothes?) who tried to give me a homophobic pamphlet and shouted “you’re going to hell the way you’re living.”
Without skipping a beat I lifted up the scarf and replied “Darling. Been there, done that. They made me Queen”
He jumped back in horror, I strolled on. The only thing that could have made it better would have been an M.I.A. soundtrack.